I remembered once in SB, she was saying.. she fixing the bulb in
her toilet..those big big crystal lights.. coz her maid don't know
how.. then someone said "chandelier?" then she said ya ya..
i think she's trying to boast that her toilet is so big that it
can fit a chandelier in..

she calls the water festival Songkhla (knn, people's funeral
ah??), when its called songkran.
she said its next week, (YEAH RIGHT), then wtf am i doing there
tonight? its starting on saturday!
she said her thai friend who's a general's daughter said so.
this one obvious bull